I've been here for years. So, narcissistic as I am, I decided I should get back online and write my random thoughts that I think are witty and funny. So here goes.
The older I am, the more I realize that I hate everyone. Ok, obviously not everyone, but I'm slowly turning into one of those old men from The Muppet Show that would sit in the back and make fun of Kermit. My new roommate, who is awesome, is almost as bad as me. We will be sitting in Sunday School suffering through some eighteen year old's story about why she is soooo grateful for FHE and turn and raise our eyebrows at each other at the exact same time. Bonnie, meet Clyde. It's so rare that I find someone that can freely mock others at the rate I can, like some sort of freestyle rap battle. It's nice to have someone to ride with me on the bus to Hell.
So, yeah, I am a horrible person, but at least I still go to the gym. More about that later.
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